damngruchy: supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns my grandma is 82
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just...
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
Angry Cat in Marrickville: Saw the angry cat again... →
angrycatinmarrickville: Saw the angry cat again today. he had a strange sense of purpose today. he was walking on this footpath towards me in a perfect straight line. where could the angry cat be going? it feels like there may be more to his life than just meowing angrily at passersby and rolling around on the…
typhonatemybaby: valkyriebones: nocakenz: alittlebitofbondage: jennstarkid: i have a mission for tumblr lets see how many notes this has to get to “Make John Green Find the Thing” without tagging him I LOVE THIS hahaha fantastic MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING i chanted as i sat a bowl of blood next to his ritualistic pyramid and fell to my knees AND LO THE PEOPLE OF THE TUMBLR...
jennnalouisecoleman: allmymetaphors: when van gogh was out painting in a field some kids shot him by mistake while they were playing with their dad’s shotgun but he told everyone he shot himself so they wouldn’t get in trouble and then he DIED and for a long time everyone thought it was suicide but it wasn’t a suicide he was just trying to help the kids that’s the saddest thing in the world im...
Sofya, Jay and Matt sing Three Little Speckled Frogs. Matt shows the frog...– When life is getting you down, just read the Play School synopsis for the day. (via clambistro) Just as an aside, Three Little Speckled Frogs is possibly the best song to sing obnoxiously whilst slightly tipsy.
deviantfemme: pratfall: how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.